FiftyTwo-Self Portrait With Hair Dye and "Editor's Notes"

This is my shout out to the world to know that I am not pretending that I am not getting older. I don't (mostly) really care how I look to others but I do care how I look to myself and for whatever reason *advertising* I prefer to not have grey hair. So here is the ugly truth: I have started to grow seriously gray to the point that my family could no longer go "no, you're not, where?" with a straight face anymore. Just kidding my family could care less, but for some unknown reason *societal expectations* I just don't like the way that I, at the relatively tender age of thir-blurgh, aackk, ahem look with gray hair. So here I am in all my (double-chin up) glory for the world to see: